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Maybe the instructions forgot to include the part where you mix it with everything you have in the fridge to give it some sort of taste.
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Breakfast is the most important meal of the day and your body just doesn’t care what kind of food it is.
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"A little bit of Lean Cuisine in my life, a little bit of Healthy Choice...etc."
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An unforgettable present is just a freezer aisle away
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The level of smugness I feel when I eat a plant-based frozen meal is truly uncalled for.
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Mankind’s greatest accomplishments are absolute dog sh** compared to Lily and her invention of frozen meals that you make in a toaster.
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If you love soaking wet chicken, you're gonna love this one.
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Stouffer’s bravely decided to test fate by mixing bbq pork and mac and cheese, and now we’re all paying the price.
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Close your eyes. Now open your eyes, and imagine how you’d expect $1 microwavable pizza to taste. Chances are you nailed it.
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If you told me that it turns out there’s a 4th Hemsworth Brother and it’s a beef and cheddar hand pie, I’d believe you.
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They're pancake batter squished around a hunk of jelly. These, unsurprisingly, rule.
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