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Red Lobster Cheddar Bay Biscuit Shrimp: Finally
The future belongs to those who believe in the power of their dreams (and of Cheddar Bay Biscuit Shrimp)
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Meatloaf and Chicken, Frozen Together at Last ❤️
Those mad scientists at Marie Callender are at it again.
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September 2022

Review: Aldi's Specially Selected Lobster Mac and Cheese
We did it, team - we found the very worst frozen meal. 🙌
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January 2022

Mambo No. 5 Ladies As Frozen Meals
"A little bit of Lean Cuisine in my life, a little bit of Healthy Choice...etc."
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Review: Purple Carrot Plant-Based Meatballs
The level of smugness I feel when I eat a plant-based frozen meal is truly uncalled for.
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December 2021

Paula Eats 2022 Gift Guide
An unforgettable present is just a freezer aisle away
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Review: Banquet French Toast Breakfast 
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day and your body just doesn’t care what kind of food it is.
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Review: Toaster Grills Cheeseburger Sandwich
Mankind’s greatest accomplishments are absolute dog sh** compared to Lily and her invention of frozen meals that you make in a toaster.
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Review: Lean Cuisine Cauli'Bowls Alfredo
Maybe the instructions forgot to include the part where you mix it with everything you have in the fridge to give it some sort of taste.
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September 2021

Review: Stouffer’s BBQ Pork Mac & Cheese
Stouffer’s bravely decided to test fate by mixing bbq pork and mac and cheese, and now we’re all paying the price.
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Review: Martha Stewart Beef and Cheddar Hand Pies
If you told me that it turns out there’s a 4th Hemsworth Brother and it’s a beef and cheddar hand pie, I’d believe you.
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August 2021

Review: Kroger's 3 Minute Pizza
Close your eyes. Now open your eyes, and imagine how you’d expect $1 microwavable pizza to taste. Chances are you nailed it.
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