Still haven’t finished your holiday shopping? Join the club. (We’re getting matching shirts but they’re “in the mail! I swear I ordered them so long ago! UGH Fed-Ex is so wild these days!”) Here’s a handy-dandy shopping guide for everyone on your list so you can stop worrying and get back to what really matters this season - eating 300 cookies and scrolling TikTok in the bathroom during family gatherings.
(P.S. - we’ll get back to regular reviews next week, I mostly promise.)
For the niece who you promised, several times, that you’d get her a pony this year
For the nephew that you’ve only met a handful of times because you “had other stuff going on”
For the friend who is really determined that 2022 is going to be the year they “get into beading”
For the no-nonsense mom with a heart of gold, a love of all things Pottery Barn and a decades-long crush on Pierce Brosnan
For the uncle that you’re increasingly starting to suspect might be the famed hijacker D.B. Cooper
For the friend who keeps making ‘First Wives Club’ references, even though you know for a fact that they haven’t seen the movie
For your wacky inventor dad who could really use a break this year after his idea for “Injectable Gatorade” turned out to not be a thing
For the sister who asked you to stop getting everyone Lean Cuisines for Christmas because they “just defrost when you put them under the tree and then they smell bad and you get all weird when we throw them away”
These graphics have the same energy as the slide deck to convince your dad you neeeeed a $400 pair of roller blades you’ll never use. Hypothetically of course.